Dear Friends,
Enough of the handwringing! Enough of the doomsaying! Do I
have to come there and personally calm you down? Stop with all
the defeatism, OK? Bush IS a goner -- IF we all just quit our
whining and bellyaching and stop shaking like a bunch of
nervous ninnies. Geez, this is embarrassing! The Republicans
are laughing at us. Do you ever see them cry, "Oh, it's all
over! We are finished! Bush can't win! Waaaaaa!"
Hell no. It's never over for them until the last ballot is
shredded. They are never finished -- they just keeping moving
forward like sharks that never sleep, always pushing, pulling,
kicking, blocking, lying.
They are relentless and that is why we secretly admire them
-- they just simply never, ever give up. Only 30% of the
country calls itself "Republican," yet the Republicans own it
all -- the White House, both houses of Congress, the Supreme
Court and the majority of the governorships. How do you think
they've been able to pull that off considering they are a
minority? It's because they eat you and me and every other
liberal for breakfast and then spend the rest of the day
wreaking havoc on the planet.
Look at us -- what a bunch of crybabies. Bush gets a bounce
after his convention and you would have thought the Germans had
run through Poland again. The Bushies are coming, the Bushies
are coming! Yes, they caught Kerry asleep on the Swift Boat
thing. Yes, they found the frequency in Dan Rather and ran with
it. Suddenly it's like, "THE END IS NEAR! THE SKY IS
FALLING!"
No, it is not. If I hear one more person tell me how lousy a
candidate Kerry is and how he can't win... Dammit, of COURSE
he's a lousy candidate -- he's a Democrat, for heavens sake!
That party is so pathetic, they even lose the elections they
win! What were you expecting, Bruce Springsteen heading up the
ticket? Bruce would make a helluva president, but guys like him
don't run -- and neither do you or I. People like Kerry
run.
Yes, OF COURSE any of us would have run a better, smarter,
kick-ass campaign. Of course we would have smacked each and
every one of those phony swifty boaty bastards down. But WE are
not running for president -- Kerry is. So quit complaining and
work with what we have. Oprah just gave 300 women a... Pontiac!
Did you see any of them frowning and moaning and screaming, "Oh
God, NOT a friggin' Pontiac!" Of course not, they were happy.
The Pontiacs all had four wheels, an engine and a gas pedal.
You want more than that, well, I can't help you. I had a
Pontiac once and it lasted a good year. And it was a VERY good
year.
My friends, it is time for a reality check.
1. The polls are wrong. They are all over the map like
diarrhea. On Friday, one poll had Bush 13 points ahead -- and
another poll had them both tied. There are three reasons why
the polls are b.s.: One, they are polling "likely voters."
"Likely" means those who have consistently voted in the past
few elections. So that cuts out young people who are voting for
the first time and a ton of non-voters who are definitely going
to vote in THIS election. Second, they are not polling people
who use their cell phone as their primary phone. Again, that
means they are not talking to young people
http://www.newsday.com/news/columnists/ny-nybres163973220sep16,0,5025667.column.
Finally, most of the polls are weighted with too many
Republicans, as pollster John Zogby revealed last week http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=859.
You are being snookered if you believe any of these polls.
2. Kerry has brought in the Clinton A-team. Instead of
shunning Clinton (as Gore did), Kerry has decided to not make
that mistake.
3. Traveling around the country, as I've been doing, I gotta
tell ya, there is a hell of a lot of unrest out there. Much of
it is not being captured by the mainstream press. But it is
simmering and it is real. Do not let those well-produced Bush
rallies of angry white people scare you. Turn off the TV!
(Except Jon Stewart and Bill Moyers -- everything else is just
a sugar-coated lie).
4. Conventional wisdom says if the election is decided on
"9/11" (the fear of terrorism), Bush wins. But if it is decided
on the job we are doing in Iraq, then Bush loses. And folks,
that "job," you might have noticed, has descended into the
third level of a hell we used to call Vietnam. There is no way
out. It is a full-blown mess of a quagmire and the body bags
will sadly only mount higher. Regardless of what Kerry meant by
his original war vote, he ain't the one who sent those kids to
their deaths -- and Mr. and Mrs. Middle America knows it. Had
Bush bothered to show up when he was in the "service" he might
have somewhat of a clue as to how to recognize an immoral war
that cannot be "won." All he has delivered to Iraq was that
plasticized turkey last Thanksgiving. It is this failure of
monumental proportions that is going to cook his goose come
this November.
So, do not despair. All is not over. Far from it. The Bush
people need you to believe that it is over. They need you to
slump back into your easy chair and feel that sick pain in your
gut as you contemplate another four years of George W. Bush.
They need you to wish we had a candidate who didn't windsurf
and who was just as smart as we were when WE knew Bush was
lying about WMD and Saddam planning 9/11. It's like Karl Rove
is hypnotizing you -- "Kerry voted for the war...Kerry voted
for the war...Kerrrrrryyy vooootted fooooor theeee
warrrrrrrrrr..."
Yes...Yes...Yesssss....He did! HE DID! No sense in fighting
now...what I need is sleep...sleeep...sleeeeeeppppp...
WAKE UP! The majority are with us! More than half of all
Americans are pro-choice, want stronger environmental laws, are
appalled that assault weapons are back on the street -- and 54%
now believe the war is wrong. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO CONVINCE
THEM OF ANY OF THIS -- YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE THEM A RAY OF HOPE
AND A RIDE TO THE POLLS. CAN YOU DO THAT? WILL YOU DO THAT?
Just for me, please? Buck up. The country is almost back in
our hands. Not another negative word until Nov. 3rd! Then you
can bitch all you want about how you wish Kerry was still that
long-haired kid who once had the courage to stand up for
something. Personally, I think that kid is still inside him.
Instead of the wailing and gnashing of your teeth, why not hold
out a hand to him and help the inner soldier/protester come out
and defeat the forces of evil we now so desperately face. Do we
have any other choice?
Yours,
Michael Moore