Our secretary will be getting a service award next month for her 25 eyars of excellent public service so I thought it appropriate to include this bit of humor:
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals asked the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand raised hesitantly. The leader of the cannibals shrieked, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed. But you had to go and eat someone important!"
Aloha!