Misc. Ramblings

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS VIRTUE OF IT'S NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET.

MY NAME IS SADDAM AND I AM A TOP OFFICIALS OF THE IRAQI GOVERNMENT [NOW IN TEMPORARY EXILE]. SOMEONE RECENTLY LEFT A BILLION U.S. DOLLARS (1,000,000,000) ON MY DOORSTEP DURING THE NIGHT HOURS AND WISH TO MOVE THE LOOT FULLY LEGAL FUNDS.

IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS TRANSACTION I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE, KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERTISE TO ENABLE US RECEIVE THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS ABROAD, FOR THE SUBSEQUENT PURCHASE AND INVENTORY OF THE GOODS TO BE IMPORTED AND THE INVESTMENT IN EUROPE (FRANCE AND GERMANY).

I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST.

[SIGNED]SADDAM HUSSEIN al-MAJD al-TIKRITI

PS: I ALSO HAVE SOME WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT YOU MAY ALSO BE INTERESTED IN.

Aloha!