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Monday 1 lirpA, 2002
- looF lirpA 1
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During the Easter festivities yesterday, Hawai'i
Governor Benjamin Cayetano announced Baywatch's
David Hasselhoff would be returning to Hawai'i to
not only film a Baywatch movie in July, but would
also become a full-time resident. Hasselhoff,
long-time head of the made-for-TV water rescue team
populated by pneumatic blond bomb shells admitted
that he had become tired of working in meaningless
Hollywood jiggle shows and would henceforth devote
all of his time to learning the ancient Hawai'ian
healing arts of looF lirpA.
Said Hasselhoff, "I just could not look myself
in the mirror in the morning knowing that I was
supporting such drivel. So I will turn in my tan to
help the infirm."
- looF lirpA II
- Speaking of Easter bunnies, the Governor noted
that real eggs would no longer be used in the Easter
egg hunt due to last year's unfortunate incident
involving the parents of certain children and where
the eggs were hidden. Starting next year, David
Hasselhoff will be in charge of a more mature
oriented hunt in which Playboy(r) Bunnies will play
hide the egg in the Bunny patch. Head Bunny Hugh
Heffner, also in town for some R&R, noted that
this would be the first of a series of new efforts to
reach out to new markets.
- looF lirpA III
- A Microsoft spokesperson, yesterday, denied
allegations that Chief of Strategic Direction Bill
Gates would be buying the entire island of Lana'i,
where he was married, and secede from the union.
Unnamed, but authoritative sources, have told this
reporter that the island would be called the United
Federation of Clippy and would bar the use of any
software unless it was accompanied by an annoying
cartoon character.
- looF lirpA IV
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Apple Computer(tm) today announced that they were
suing themselves for patent infringement. While the
suit is still sealed under court order, details
leaked so far indicate Apple copied the look and
feel of earlier desktops and implemented them in
their new operating system, Apple Mac OS X.
Long-time Apple observer Honda Kawasaki noted that
this appeared to be a brilliant move on the part of
Steve Jobs to corner the market on self-importance.
Calls to Apple Computer were not returned before
press time.
Aloha!
Tuesday - 2 April, 2002
- File This
- I have a bunch of stuff to do this morning on the
subject of electronic filing in the courts. So, the
mail below will have to suffice for today.
- Mail Call
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From: Dan Seto
To: Phil Hough
Subject: You are absolutely right
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2002 08:13:01 -1000
Hi Phil,
I finally got around to watching,
sort of, my second F1 GP of the season (yes, I
know, Brazil is not the second race of the
season, but it was the second one I had time to
watch. I also fell asleep about half-way through
the race :<) and you are absolutely right
about the start of the first one in Australia.
They do in fact run one lap to warm the tires
(tyres) up and such before coming around to line
up for the real start. So the US announcers were
wrong and so was I. My apologies.
By the way, where does the phrase
"pops her clogs" come from? [referring to the
passing of the Queen Mum - ed.]
Aloha - Dan
From: Phil Hough
To: Dan Seto
Subject: RE: You are absolutely right
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2002 19:22:02 +0100
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>I also fell asleep about
half-way through the race.
It's usually a heavy lunch, some
alcohol and a repetitive mid-section of the race
that does it for me.
So the US announcers were wrong
and so was I. My apologies.
There's no need to apologise.
While I knew I was right (I've been an F1 nut
since I was 15, watching pretty much every race,
and learning a lot about the rules, procedures
etc etc.), it's hard to prove it. Besides, as my
boss always says "One man's perception is his
truth", which is pretty much right.
> By the way, where does the
phrase "pops her clogs" come from?
I didn't have a clue, until I read
this:
www.guardian.co.uk
It may not be right, but at least
it's an answer.
ATB.
Phil
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From: Dan Seto
To: Phil Hough
Subject: Re: You are absolutely right
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2002 09:03:26 -1000
Interesting bit of trivia: Did
you know that during the 1950s to 1960, winning
the Indy 500 earned you F1 points? (see this link
here)
I found it while trying to
remember when I saw my first F1 race. I can't
remember for sure, but it was in the middle to
late 1970s. A time of Ferrari's Niki Lauda and
Colin Chapman's JPS/Lotus driven by Mario
Andretti. At the time, I was going to college in
southern California, where for several years, the
F1 had a stop in Los Angeles/Long Beach (see
Lauda and Andretti
here):
I still have a black and gold
embroidered team jacket with the JPS/Lotus logo
on the front and a British Union Jack on the arm
that I bought during that time.
From: Phil Hough
To: Dan Seto
Subject: RE: You are absolutely right
Date: Mon, 1 Apr 2002 20:12:36 +0100
>Interesting bit of trivia:
Did you know that during the 1950s to 1960,
winning the Indy 500 earned you F1 points?
And now, you can win F1 points
driving a modified "Indy not quite 500". What
goes around comes around.
>I found it while trying to
remember when I saw my first F1 race. I can't
remember for sure, but it was in the middle to
late 1970s.
And haven't things changed since
then.
I first started watching at the
time of Nigel Mansel, saw him win the
championship. Then started watching seriously
when Damon Hill got a drive at Williams. Then
Senna was killed, which was a bit of a shock. And
I've not stopped watching since.
ATB.
Phil
Aloha!
Wednesday - 3 April, 2002
- When Education Fails
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In yet another example of what happens when the
education system fails to educate, some
fools people in Kansas became
hysterical upset when radio station KQRC
announced on Monday, April 1st [Hint. Hint. Wink.
Wink. Nudge. Nudge. - ed.] that
"the water contained 'high levels of a naturally
occurring substance,' dihydrogen monoxide, that
causes increased urination, profuse sweating and
wrinkling of hands and feet. Boiling the water
long enough would get rid of the substance,
however."
Jerald Robnett, the city's superintendent of
water protection, commenting on the report said,
"It's a terrorist act as far as I'm concerned."
About 30 residents called 911 and around 150 called
the board of water protection. Sigh.
What is dihydrogen monoxide? H2O.
More commonly referred to as water. See the full
story
here.
- Spy v. Spy
- Anti-spyware company Lavasoft recently released
version 5.7 of Ad-aware (download it
here from C|Net). The software "is a free
multi-spyware removal utility that scans your memory,
registry and hard drives for known spyware and
scumware components and lets you remove them
safely."
- Perfect Logic
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Deficit spending. You remember the phrase. It's
what the US Congress did for years until the
unprecedented 10 year expansion of the economy. Now
that the expansion may have ended, we've returned
to spending what we don't have. So Bush
Administration Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill is
trying to get Congress to raise the debt "limit" so
they can borrow more money to pay the interest on
the current debt.
Let me rephrase that for the hard of hearing. We
want to borrow more money so we can pay the
interest on the money we've already borrowed. Can
you say fiscal irresponsibility? I knew that you
could. See the article
here from the Washington Post.
- Unintended Consequences
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The Denver Post reports
here that Colorado House Minority Leader Dan
Grossman said Tuesday that he is withdrawing a
proposed amendment to their photo radar speed
enforcement program described as an "adulterers
amendment" because now, when speeders are caught on
photo radar, the photo, complete with image of
driver and passenger, is mailed to the driver's
home with a $40 ticket.
It seems some of the people in the photos should
not, ahem, have been there. Perhaps, I would
speculate, some of those people are
legislators?
Aloha!
Thursday - 4 April, 2002
- Last Shining Hope
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Bad weather. Collisions. Fire at sea. All fears of
the open ocean sailor and soon, before the day is
out, two of these fears will be realized. It's a
little over 20 days ago and you are the captain of
the Indonesian flagged tanker Insinko, a
refueling and resupply ship for Taiwanese fishing
vessels operating in the Pacific.
It's 10am one bright morning and everything is
going smoothly, except for the large waves pounding
the ship, with no indications of the danger that
will soon erupt below. Suddenly, fire alarms start
clanging all through the ship. Men scurry to and
fro trying to locate the problem. Confusion is the
order of the day. The lights go out and all power
is lost. At first you think it's a kitchen fire but
the cook says no, it's the engine room. You send
the first mate to investigate but he can't get near
the room because of the thick smoke billowing
out.
So you decide to go down and try to get to the
engine room yourself. You reach the area but you
too are turned away by the smoke and intense heat.
But you know the danger of a fire aboard ship so
you try again to get into the room. As you get
nearer, the fire flashes over scalding you and the
first mate.
The fire knocked out not only the engine, but
the electrical generators, leaving the ship with no
power. No power means no water pumps to fight the
fire. And fire means death. So you order the life
raft over the side. But the rough seas overturn the
raft.
You decide to take stock of your situation. One
sailor is dead and another is badly burned. The
fire rages, spreading out from the engine room. The
life raft is useless and the waves make it is too
dangerous to try to retrieve and right it. What do
you do?
Given the situation, you decide the safest
course of action is to stay with the ship in the
hope that the water tight doors may be able to
contain the fire. So, for almost a day the fire
burns and then smolders, eventually going out.
The danger passes. But you are adrift in the
middle of the Pacific Ocean with no way, save a few
emergency flares, of communicating your plight.
Yes, there's food aboard so you won't starve.
Yet.
Morning turns to evening. The sun sets and it
gets dark. The hours tediously pass as there is
nothing to do. But wait, off in the distance is a
light from a ship. Perhaps one of the trawlers you
resupplied. Hopes soar as you fire a flare. But
either the ship doesn't see it or chooses to ignore
it. You know the trawlers rarely stop to help
anyone anyway, since it would cut into their
profits, so you knew it was a long shot, but worth
the try anyway.
The days pass without seeing another ship. One
week. Two weeks. Three weeks pass and hope is
fading. You've tried rigging sails to take you in
the direction of the fishing vessels you've
resupplied but the winds take you in the opposite
direction. You curse the gods for your bad luck. If
only you could go in the other direction you could
be saved.
As night falls, the tedium once again envelops
the ship like a shroud. It is now almost 1:00am
when a lookout sees a bright light just over the
horizon. Slowly, the lights gets closer. A ship!
But can you get them to see you and stop? They are
at least 15 miles away and not sailing directly in
your direction. You desperately fire one of the few
remaining flares. Yes! They are turning and coming
your way.
Slowly, you see the huge cruise ship
Norwegian Star come closer and stop along
side your disabled tanker. Saved, at last, by the
winds, that you so cursed earlier. For they had
blown you into the path of this ship, perhaps your
last shining hope of rescue.
Aloha!
Aloha Friday - 5 April, 2002
It's Friday!
- RU2 Gentoo?
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Version 1.0 of the Linux variation called Gentoo
hit the servers a little less than a week ago (see
the site here). I plan to
give it a shot sometime this weekend. Or not.
Remember, this is a point zero release, and the
first one at that. As a digression, I find it
interesting that people who warn against using such
earlyware, in the Windows environment, are falling
over themselves recommending this distribution. A
distro that requires hours, if not days, of
compiling using Klingon mojo. Where you have to do
your own partioning and manually install the Grub
boot loader. Talk about rolling your own.
As I said, I may give it a try this weekend but
don't hold your breath too long because I may
decide to wait until more of the bugs are worked
out of the system. Note that the thundering hurds
are hitting their servers so you may not be able to
get in for awhile (although I got in and downloaded
the 105MB stage-1/2/3 ISO yesterday, from their
server to Pair.com in less than five minutes).
- DoUC 3D?
- A New Zealand company, Deep Video Imaging (see
their Flash-enabled site
here), says they've invented a process which
allows the display of 3-D data without the use of
special eye glasses. The process, incorporated into
what is called Actual Depth monitors, layers two LCD
screens, one on top of the other, creating a literal
3-D layer. The monitor supposedly works in Windows,
Linux, and Mac operating systems but does require
either two video cards or one that can drive two -
such as the Matrox 550.
- RU4 B2B?
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If you do a lot of business with Japanese companies
you've no doubt come across the ritual presentation
of business cards. And if you do enough business
with them, you will probably need to print up a set
of cards that have English on one side and Japanese
on the other. So it may not be surprising that one
enterprising UK printing company (see their site
here) is also dispensing advise on the
etiquette of exchanging meishi.
Do
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Exchange business cards at the beginning of
your meeting: consider it as part of your
greeting when you first meet your Japanese
counterparts.
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Bow slightly and present your
meishi with both hands, Japanese side
up.
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In the same way, you should receive other
people's meishi with both hands,
bowing slightly.
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Study the other person's card for while,
making a mental note of their name, and then
put it away in a card holder. Alternatively, if
there are a number of members present in your
meeting, you can lay all the meishi
out on the table in front of you and leave them
there until the end of the meeting.
Don'ts
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Do not pass your meishi around as
though you are dealing a deck of cards.
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Do not take someone's meishi, give
it just a cursory glance, and then stuff it
away in your pocket to refer to later, as you
might at home.
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Do not keep getting the meishi out
to check people's names - try to remember them
when they give you their card. It is insulting
if people cannot even remember your name when
they are doing business with you.
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Do not play or fiddle with people's
meishi - treat them with respect. A
Western businessman once famously lost a big
deal for picking his teeth with one of his
colleagues' business cards, and was never given
the opportunity to do business with the company
again.
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Do not write on the other person's
meishi in front of them - it is
considered a direct insult.
Have a Great Weekend Everyone -
Aloha!
© 2002 Daniel K. Seto. All rights
reserved. Disclaimer
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